Howzees Toozees

OK, so you are lost. This page has loaded itself onto your computer screen, but you've got no idea what you're looking at. I can deal with that. Just keep reading.

• First off, the first thing you'll see at room 5 is the "Calendar". This will let you view the events we've got scheduled. If you click on an event -- go ahead, try it -- you will see details of that event, as well as a "Map" option that shows you how to get there. Amazing, right? I know.
• Notice the "Followers" column on the right-hand side of the page, This option is for you. If you click on it, it will show everyone else that you're in the loop, and -- best of all-- it will let you input your email address so that EVERY time ANYTHING gets announced you'll be notified via your email Inbox. (You might want to add this page to your Favorites list, so you can find it lightning-quick next time.)
• Posts are the reason you came to the page. If you're set up with the aforementioned email notification, then you likely want to see some update. The can be found directly beneath the "Calendar" and are arranged from most- to least-recent. If you have thoughts or questions, just click the "Comments" section, located beneath each post.
• Above the "Followers" section is a Web Poll. You don't have to be 18, or even a citizen.
• Beneath the posts is a game. If you don't have a job or friends, this is your dream come true.
• Below the "Followers" section is a playlist of songs. You can sample them at will. Most are newer Christian albums or artists. Get lost in the music, man.

That's about it. Welcome to the 21st Century.